Title: LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
Category: other
Blog Entry:
A
grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students
to
use
the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her
hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep and It was fascinating."
The
teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word "fascinate, not fascinating." Sally
raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock
City and I was fascinated." The
teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I
wanted You
to use the word "fascinate." Little
Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because
she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally
decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate," so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt
Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so
big she can only fasten eight." The
teacher sat down and
cried.
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