Title: Little Johnny
Category: other
Blog Entry:
L ittle Johnny watched his daddy's car
pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the
car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found
this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to
tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a
big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane....." At this point Mommy cut him off and
said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of
it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
tonight" At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.." Mommy
fainted...
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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