Title: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
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Blog Entry: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If
she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's
Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when
you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here -
This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is
not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a
'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying f ____ YOU! (9)
Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
response refer to # 3.
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