The
sign says:
'SEX
FROGS'
Only
$20
each!
Comes
with 'complete' instructions.
The
girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers
softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As
the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the
instructions!'
The
blonde nods, grabs the box,
and
is quickly on her way home.
As
soon as she closes the door to
her
apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She
does EXACTLY what is specified:
1.
Take
a shower.
2.
Splash
on some nice perfume.
3.
Slip
into a very sexy nightie.
4.
Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do
what he
has been trained to
do.
She
then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING
happens!
The
blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the
instructions and notices at the b ottom
of
the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the
pet store.'
So,
she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes,
the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
him
in
and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn
frog just SITS there!'
The
man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its
eyes' and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN
TO
ME!!
I'm
only going to show
you
how to do this
ONE ...
MORE ...
TIME!!!'
FROG SEX
