WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

By: SweetRobin Mood: other Date: 01/20/2008 17:38:00 Music: None

Men Are Just Happier
People--

Your last name stays
put.

The garage is all
yours.

Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.  

You can never be
pregnant.

Car mechanics tell
you the truth.

The world is your
urinal.

You never have to
drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to
stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add
character.

People never stare at
your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the
time.

Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about
tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your
own jars.

You get extra credit
for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your
underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your
face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to
shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one
pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts
no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your
nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do
Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


No wonder men are
happier.