Eight Words with two Meanings

By: SweetRobin Mood: other Date: 02/01/2008 23:17:18 Music: None

1. THINGY
(thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE
CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.


She said . . You wear pants don't you?



He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the
sofa and fart!



He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?


She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said . . How many
men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . We don't know; it has never happened.



He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-
looking?

She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends.



He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.