A married
couple walked in to a sandal shop.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I have
some special sandals I think you
would be interested in. Dey make you wild at
sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals
after what
the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the
sex god he was.
The husband asked the man,'How could
sandals make you into a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try
dem on, Mon.'
So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in,
and
tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them
onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't
seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down
his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's
hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the
wrong feet!
SEX SANDELS
