Tinkle

By: SweetRobin Mood: happy Date: 05/26/2008 17:19:06 Music: None

A woman pregnant with
triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets
in because it
was
too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and
a healthy son.

All was fine for 16
years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

"What's
wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet
came out," replied
the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened
16 years ago

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
in tears. "Mom,
I was taking a tinkle
and this bullet came
out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened
16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in
tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a
bullet came out."

"No," said the boy,

"I was playing with myself
and I shot the dog."