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How Do You Like These Quotes...
DATE: 05/22/2008 05:14:19 / MOOD: in love
To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others." Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side." Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave." A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." Take spring when it comes and rejoice. Take happiness when it comes and rejoice. Take love when it comes and rejoice." One man by himself is nothing.
Two people who belong together make a world."
The quarrels of lovers are like summer storms. Everything is more beautiful when they have passed."
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JOCK ....................
DATE: 05/22/2008 04:54:36 / MOOD: lonely
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however." "Oh, what is that, Doctor?" "Well, you have no nipples." "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied. "That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The South Carolina Journal of Medicine, if you don't mind." She said, "OK." "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?" She answered, "approximately 500." "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor. Running Doe replied, "We're called ......" (I hate to do this to you) "The Indiannippleless Five Hundred"
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EVER WONDER?
DATE: 05/22/2008 04:50:28 / MOOD: lonely
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
4. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
5. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
6. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
7. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (sound it out...)
9. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
11. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
12. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? ...
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Love
DATE: 05/21/2008 04:19:18 / MOOD: full of life
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love. The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time:
effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end. Think about it, there must be higher love
down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine. Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
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