THE LOVE
DRESS

A woman
stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately
walked in. She was shocked to
See her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' she
asked.
'I'm waiting
for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law
answered.
'But you're
naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
explained.
'Love dress? But you're
naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this
dress,' she explained.
'Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic and
 ravages me for
hours.'
The
mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put

On her best
perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on
the
couch
waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he
asked.
'This is my
love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing' he said, 'What's for
dinner?'